I'm a whiffling wonder And my purr's like thunder, I'm an elegant fellow And my temper's mellow And my eyes as green As have ever been seen; I've a coat like silk, Paws white as milk, I'm a catly cat, An aristocrat If you wish to see Tom Jones, I'm he. This Jones victorious Glossy and glorious Lordly and lazy And catnip crazy Yes, glorious Jones Is me!
