wtf-o-vision

WTFify
To edit a piece of writing as if it were a Mad Libs word game. Replacing nouns, verbs, and phrases with other asinine and often more interesting bits of text.
- From the Urban Dictionary

Enter your text and click "WTFify!" The WTF-O-Vision will edit your writing and randomly replace words.

I am the greatest poet to ever live.

WTF-O-Vision provided by Matthew Kastor