David Sedaris Quotes

1
After a few months in my parents' basement, I took an apartment near the state university, where I discovered both crystal methamphetamine and conceptual art. Either one of these things are dangerous, but in combination they have the potential to destroy entire civilizations. David-SedarisDavid Sedaris
2
I haven't got the slightest idea how to change people, but still I keep a long list of prospective candidates just in case I should ever figure it out. David-SedarisDavid Sedaris
3
I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, 'I need a letter opener. I guess I'll have to kill a deer. David-SedarisDavid Sedaris
4
It was all luck and it all started with that radio piece. If it wasn't for that, I'd probably still be cleaning apartments as a maid in New York.' David-SedarisDavid Sedaris
5
They were nothing like the French people I had imagined. If anything, they were too kind, too generous and too knowledgable in the fields of plumbing and electricity. David-SedarisDavid Sedaris

Quote Author Type