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Dick Gregory Quotes

Dick Gregory Quotes & Quotations
Name:
Dick Gregory
Type:
Comedian
Nationality:
American
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    Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned. Dick_GregoryDick Gregory
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    I am really enjoying the new Martin Luther King Jr stamp - just think about all those white bigots, licking the backside of a black man. Dick_GregoryDick Gregory
  • 3
    I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark. Dick_GregoryDick Gregory
  • 4
    I never learned hate at home, or shame. I had to go to school for that. Dick_GregoryDick Gregory
  • 5
    I wouldn't mind paying taxes - if I knew they were going to a friendly country. Dick_GregoryDick Gregory
  • 6
    If it wasn't for Abe Lincoln, I'd still be on the open market. Dick_GregoryDick Gregory
  • 7
    If they took all the drugs, nicotine, alcohol and caffeine off the market for six days, they'd have to bring out the tanks to control you. Dick_GregoryDick Gregory
  • 8
    In America, with all of its evils and faults, you can still reach through the forest and see the sun. But we don't know yet whether that sun is rising or setting for our country. Dick_GregoryDick Gregory
  • 9
    In most places in the country, voting is looked upon as a right and a duty, but in Chicago it's a sport. Dick_GregoryDick Gregory
  • 10
    Just being a Negro doesn't qualify you to understand the race situation any more than being sick makes you an expert on medicine. Dick_GregoryDick Gregory
  • 11
    Political promises are much like marriage vows. They are made at the beginning of the relationship between candidate and voter, but are quickly forgotten. Dick_GregoryDick Gregory
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    Riches do not delight us so much with their possession, as torment us with their loss. Dick_GregoryDick Gregory
  • 13
    We thought I was going to be a great athlete, and we were wrong, and I thought I was going to be a great entertainer, and that wasn't it either. I'm going to be an American Citizen. First class. Dick_GregoryDick Gregory
  • 14
    When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me 85 dollars. That is why in the Navy the Captain goes down with the ship. Dick_GregoryDick Gregory
  • 15
    You know why Madison Avenue advertising has never done well in Harlem? We're the only ones who know what it means to be Brand X. Dick_GregoryDick Gregory