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Joey Adams Quotes

Joey Adams Quotes & Quotations
Name:
Joey Adams
Type:
Comedian
Nationality:
American
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  • 1
    A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. Joey_AdamsJoey Adams
  • 2
    Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. Joey_AdamsJoey Adams
  • 3
    If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all. Joey_AdamsJoey Adams
  • 4
    If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. Joey_AdamsJoey Adams
  • 5
    Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. Joey_AdamsJoey Adams
  • 6
    Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you. Joey_AdamsJoey Adams
  • 7
    People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it. Joey_AdamsJoey Adams
  • 8
    Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.' Joey_AdamsJoey Adams
  • 9
    Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does. Joey_AdamsJoey Adams
  • 10
    The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win. Joey_AdamsJoey Adams