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Paula Poundstone Quotes

Paula Poundstone Quotes & Quotations
Name:
Paula Poundstone
Type:
Comedian
Nationality:
American
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    Adults are always asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because they are looking for ideas. Paula_PoundstonePaula Poundstone
  • 2
    Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. Paula_PoundstonePaula Poundstone
  • 3
    I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name. Paula_PoundstonePaula Poundstone
  • 4
    I was born in Alabama, but I only lived there for a month before I'd done everything there was to do. Paula_PoundstonePaula Poundstone
  • 5
    My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, 'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim.' Paula_PoundstonePaula Poundstone
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    My mom said she learned how to swim. Someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. That's how she learned how to swim. I said, "Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim." Paula_PoundstonePaula Poundstone
  • 7
    The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer. Paula_PoundstonePaula Poundstone
  • 8
    The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling. Paula_PoundstonePaula Poundstone