Paula Poundstone Quotes

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Adults are always asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because they are looking for ideas. Paula-PoundstonePaula Poundstone
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Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. Paula-PoundstonePaula Poundstone
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I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name. Paula-PoundstonePaula Poundstone
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I was born in Alabama, but I only lived there for a month before I'd done everything there was to do. Paula-PoundstonePaula Poundstone
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My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, 'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim.' Paula-PoundstonePaula Poundstone
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My mom said she learned how to swim. Someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. That's how she learned how to swim. I said, "Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim." Paula-PoundstonePaula Poundstone
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The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer. Paula-PoundstonePaula Poundstone
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The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling. Paula-PoundstonePaula Poundstone

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