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Robin Williams Quotes

Robin Williams Quotes & Quotations
Name:
Robin Williams
Type:
Comedian
Nationality:
American
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    Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. Robin_WilliamsRobin Williams
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    Carpe per diem - seize the check. Robin_WilliamsRobin Williams
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    Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money. Robin_WilliamsRobin Williams
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    Cricket is basically baseball on valium. Robin_WilliamsRobin Williams
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    Do you think God gets stoned? I think so... look at the platypus. Robin_WilliamsRobin Williams
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    Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason. Robin_WilliamsRobin Williams
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    God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. Robin_WilliamsRobin Williams
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    Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work! Robin_WilliamsRobin Williams
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    I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out. Robin_WilliamsRobin Williams
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    I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you. Robin_WilliamsRobin Williams
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    If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. Robin_WilliamsRobin Williams
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    Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose. Robin_WilliamsRobin Williams
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    Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. Robin_WilliamsRobin Williams
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    See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. Robin_WilliamsRobin Williams
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    Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" Robin_WilliamsRobin Williams
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    The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev. Robin_WilliamsRobin Williams
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    The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery. Robin_WilliamsRobin Williams
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    We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture. Robin_WilliamsRobin Williams
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    We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have to get rid of dictators,' but he's pretty much one himself. Robin_WilliamsRobin Williams
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    What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong. Robin_WilliamsRobin Williams
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    When in doubt, go for the dick joke. Robin_Williams/21.php">Robin Williams
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    When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a lifeline?' Robin_Williams/22.php">Robin Williams
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    When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family? Robin_Williams/23.php">Robin Williams
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    You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks. Robin_Williams/24.php">Robin Williams
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    You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it. Robin_Williams/25.php">Robin Williams