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A Bedtime Story About A Cat Named Sassafrass Who Had A Busy Day Not Catching Any Mice

Sassafrass

Once upon a time, in a cozy little house, there lived a cat named Sassafrass. Sassafrass was a curious and playful cat, and he loved nothing more than spending his days chasing mice and birds in the garden.

But today was different. Today was a very busy day for Sassafrass, and he didn't have a single moment to spare for chasing mice.

In the morning, Sassafrass went for a walk with his human. They strolled through the neighborhood, taking in the sights and smells of the day. Sassafrass chased a few butterflies, but he didn't have time to catch any mice.

After their walk, Sassafrass's human made his breakfast. Sassafrass gobbled down his food, but he didn't have time to catch any mice.

Next, Sassafrass's human cleaned the house. Sassafrass helped by supervising from the windowsill, but he didn't have time to catch any mice.

In the afternoon, Sassafrass went for another walk with his human. This time, they went to the park, where Sassafrass chased a few squirrels, but he didn't have time to catch any mice.

After their walk, Sassafrass's human made his dinner. Sassafrass ate his food, but he didn't have time to catch any mice.

Finally, it was time for bed. Sassafrass curled up in his favorite spot by the fireplace and fell asleep, dreaming of all the mice he would catch tomorrow.

And so, even though it was a busy day for Sassafrass and he didn't catch any mice, he was happy and content, knowing that he would have plenty of time for chasing mice tomorrow.