Alan King Quotes
Alan King Quotes
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As life's pleasures go, food is second only to sex. Except for salami and eggs. Now that's better than sex, but only if the salami is thickly sliced.
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- 2
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens?
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- 3
If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.
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Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.
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You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet.
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