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Alan King Quotes

Alan King Quotes & Quotations
Name:
Alan King
Type:
Comedian
Nationality:
American
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  • 1
    As life's pleasures go, food is second only to sex. Except for salami and eggs. Now that's better than sex, but only if the salami is thickly sliced. Alan-KingAlan King
  • 2
    Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan-KingAlan King
  • 3
    If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books. Alan-KingAlan King
  • 4
    Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers. Alan-KingAlan King
  • 5
    You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet. Alan-KingAlan King