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Dean Martin Quotes

Dean Martin Quotes & Quotations
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    I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day. Dean-MartinDean Martin
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    I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up. Dean-MartinDean Martin
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    I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day. Dean-MartinDean Martin
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    I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,' 'goodbye,' and 'I'm pregnant'. Dean-MartinDean Martin
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    If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt. Dean-MartinDean Martin
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    There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks better than he does. Dean-MartinDean Martin
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    You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. Dean-MartinDean Martin