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Evan Esar Quotes

Evan Esar Quotes & Quotations
Evan Esar
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    A husband is like a fire - he goes out when unattended. Evan-EsarEvan Esar
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    A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name. Evan-EsarEvan Esar
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    America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week. Evan-EsarEvan Esar
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    Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose. Evan-EsarEvan Esar
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    Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either. Evan-EsarEvan Esar
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    Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures. Evan-EsarEvan Esar
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    The girl with a future avoids a man with a past. Evan-EsarEvan Esar
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    The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last. Evan-EsarEvan Esar
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    Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings. Evan-EsarEvan Esar