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Graham Norton Quotes

Graham Norton Quotes & Quotations
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  • 1
    Basically, I'm a really bad interviewer. I love meeting celebrities, but then I get a bit bored. Once you meet them you thing, 'really, what an ordinary person'. Graham-NortonGraham Norton
  • 2
    I bet Maurice Gibb's heart monitor was singing the tune of Stayin' Alive. Graham-NortonGraham Norton
  • 3
    I don't think I've got bad taste. I've got no taste. Graham-NortonGraham Norton
  • 4
    I was a failed actor but I still wanted to show off, so I ended up doing live comedy. Graham-NortonGraham Norton
  • 5
    In terms of language, yeah we get bleeped and blurred and things, but in terms of content, I would probably say we're getting away with more here than we could get away with in Britain. And that surprised us so much! Graham-NortonGraham Norton
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    My ambition was to stop waiting tables. That was how I measured success: finally, I was able to stop waiting tables, and I was able to pay the rent, and that was by being a stand-up comic. Not a very good stand-up comic, but good enough to make a living. Graham-NortonGraham Norton
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    My mobile rang around lunchtime one day, and it was George Michael. He wanted to come in on Friday. We were like, 'okay, if that's what you want'. And he was a very good guest. That's a real exception to the rule. Graham-NortonGraham Norton
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    The only people who are desperate to go on the show are people we're desperate not to have on the show. Graham-NortonGraham Norton
  • 9
    The people I want are very famous and very rich, and all I can offer them is a bit of exposure on TV and a bit of cash, so it's a miracle we get any guests at all. But we have been very lucky. Graham-NortonGraham Norton