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Howard Stern Quotes & Quotations
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  • 1
    And rather than hide that, I would rather put that out on the radio and let someone see the full range of emotions. If you're going to be strong on the radio, you got to let it all out, even the ugly stuff. And you can't apologize for it. Howard-SternHoward Stern
  • 2
    I believe I am doing the work for humanity. This show is so uplifting. Howard-SternHoward Stern
  • 3
    I don't like being 50 and I don't like thinking about death. Howard-SternHoward Stern
  • 4
    I don't think there's one thing I've ever said on the radio that would have been found indecent or obscene. Howard-SternHoward Stern
  • 5
    I seem to be some sort of lightning rod. I just really irritate people, you know? I really do. Howard-SternHoward Stern
  • 6
    I still feel like I gotta prove something. There are a lot of people hoping I fail. But I like that. I need to be hated. Howard-SternHoward Stern
  • 7
    I think I'm probably a little too desperate to be successful. Howard-SternHoward Stern
  • 8
    I think people of lesser talent will become stars. Howard-SternHoward Stern
  • 9
    I'm on the air five hours, and I blurt out anything in my head. Dangerous? Maybe. Howard-SternHoward Stern
  • 10
    I'm sickened by all religions. Religion has divided people. I don't think there's any difference between the pope wearing a large hat and parading around with a smoking purse and an African painting his face white and praying to a rock. Howard-SternHoward Stern
  • 11
    It's no treat being in bed with me. Howard-SternHoward Stern
  • 12
    Late night television is ready for someone like me... standards have gone to an all-time low. Howard-SternHoward Stern
  • 13
    My show was revolutionary, ground-breaking. When I came on the scene, people were not doing a thing. Howard-SternHoward Stern
  • 14
    There are things that I won't do on the radio. I mean, the next logical question is, what won't you do. I say, well, you know, you've got to find out when you're on the air. Howard-SternHoward Stern
  • 15
    Well, first of all, I'm worth every penny. Howard-SternHoward Stern
  • 16
    When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience. Howard-SternHoward Stern
  • 17
    Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good. Howard-SternHoward Stern