John Barrymore Quotes

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America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks. John-BarrymoreJohn Barrymore
2
Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him. John-BarrymoreJohn Barrymore
3
Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. John-BarrymoreJohn Barrymore
4
I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning. John-BarrymoreJohn Barrymore
5
I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free. John-BarrymoreJohn Barrymore
6
Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock. John-BarrymoreJohn Barrymore
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My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere. John-BarrymoreJohn Barrymore
8
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. John-BarrymoreJohn Barrymore
9
The good die young, because they see it's no use living if you have got to be good. John-BarrymoreJohn Barrymore
10
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time. John-BarrymoreJohn Barrymore
11
You can only be as good as you dare to be bad. John-BarrymoreJohn Barrymore
12
You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony. John-BarrymoreJohn Barrymore

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