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Steve Allen Quotes

Steve Allen Quotes & Quotations
Steve Allen
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    Humor is a social lubricant that helps us get over some of the bad spots. Steve-AllenSteve Allen
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    I used to be a heavy gambler. But now I just make mental bets. That's how I lost my mind. Steve-AllenSteve Allen
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    If the Old Testament were a reliable guide in the matter of capital punishment, half the people in the United States would have to be killed tomorrow. Steve-AllenSteve Allen
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    If there is a God, the phrase that must disgust him is - holy war. Steve-AllenSteve Allen
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    In a rational society we would want our presidents to be teachers. In our actual society we insist they be cheerleaders. Steve-AllenSteve Allen
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    One of the nice things about problems is that a good many of them do not exist except in our imaginations. Steve-AllenSteve Allen
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    Ours is a government of checks and balances. The Mafia and crooked businessmen make out checks, and the politicians and other compromised officials improve their bank balances. Steve-AllenSteve Allen
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    The hair is real - it's the head that's a fake. Steve-AllenSteve Allen
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    Totalitarianism is patriotism institutionalized. Steve-AllenSteve Allen