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Steve Martin Quotes

Steve Martin Quotes & Quotations
Name:
Steve Martin
Type:
Comedian
Nationality:
American
Birth day:
August 14
Birth year:
1945

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    A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. Steve-MartinSteve Martin
  • 2
    An apology? Bah! Disgusting! Cowardly! Beneath the dignity of any gentleman, however wrong he might be. Steve-MartinSteve Martin
  • 3
    Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything! Steve-MartinSteve Martin
  • 4
    Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is. Steve-MartinSteve Martin
  • 5
    Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty. Steve-MartinSteve Martin
  • 6
    Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. Steve-MartinSteve Martin
  • 7
    I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot. Steve-MartinSteve Martin
  • 8
    I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. Steve-MartinSteve Martin
  • 9
    I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was... an arctic wilderness. Steve-MartinSteve Martin
  • 10
    I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy. Steve-MartinSteve Martin
  • 11
    I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. Steve-MartinSteve Martin
  • 12
    I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper. Steve-MartinSteve Martin
  • 13
    Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. Steve-MartinSteve Martin
  • 14
    There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that. Steve-MartinSteve Martin
  • 15
    Well, excuuuuuse me! Steve-MartinSteve Martin
  • 16
    What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke. Steve-MartinSteve Martin
  • 17
    When your hobbies get in the way of your work - that's OK; but when your hobbies get in the way of themselves... well. Steve-MartinSteve Martin
  • 18
    You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies. Steve-MartinSteve Martin